10 grievances against macbush....

1. You did nothing to stop 9/11--radio going out, etc sounds way too suspicious to my imagination....
2. You haven't had a drink since 1987; which is no life for a man--so what other legal or illegal meds have you taken?
3. You are shameless in evesdropping on US citizens--phones, email, the web too I am sure...
4. You get too much bad advice from your southern and texan crew (no caps on purpose)
5. Your life is so much like macbeth, i will call you macbush.
6. You are a pathological liar and think people will believe you alfred e neuman face. i trust mad magazine more.
7. You let your old friend, bin laden, have his way so that you would have a mission, world domination.
8. You invaded Iraq to get back at another old friend.
9. you are a tax and spend liberal--precisely what you hate in others--to the tune of one billion a day in iraq.
10. you do not believe in the public interest, and like macbeth, you will die bloody.
Bonus: you stole two national elections, not one.